Slime&Crime by Michèle Laframboise

Murder! Mayhem! Steamy scenes!

The Greater Garden juridiction has erupted into a hotbed of crime, where beer traps vie with winged predators to pounce on unsuspecting, law-abiding citizens.

Called on an accidental heat-death, the best sleuth of the GGPD suspects a murder cover-up. Officer Gowoon slogs her way through the low-lifes and beer-smugglers, warding off colleagues mating attempts in the cabbage neighborhood, and keeping a wary eyestalk on those incredibly lightning-fast giants. Fortunately, she can count on brawny Zgouish for assistance, but his bad-slogger charm instills fuzzy feelings under her shell...

Soon she finds herself head over shell engulfed in a murky case that could spell the end of her career in the GGPD… and her life.

Plunge into this short account of a ming-boggling case, and you'll never see your backyard garden in the same way again!