The Unholy Bible of Corrupt Politician by William Ubagan

In a land where power is worshipped, elections are sacraments, and corruption is gospel, one book dares to reveal the unspoken commandments of the political elite.

"The Unholy Bible of Corrupt Politician" is a sharp, darkly comedic satire disguised as a holy text—an unfiltered exposé of the wicked tactics, twisted logic, and sacrilegious schemes of the modern-day political pharaohs. Structured like sacred scripture but soaked in irony, this 30-chapter mock Bible reveals how corrupt politicians keep the poor perpetually poor, exchange aid for allegiance, and masterfully use taxpayer money to glorify themselves—like cooking the poor in their own oil.

Inside, readers will uncover:

The gospel of vote-buying and charity-for-camera schemes

The parables of 90% corruption and 10% infrastructure

The revelation of companies, cronies, and cartels dressed as public servants

The divine comedy of press conferences, photo ops, and pork barrels

And the beast of accountability that no one dares to face—until now.

Written with biting wit and fearless commentary, this book is for the angry, the awakened, and the amused. It is for those tired of seeing public service turned into a private business, and for those who want to laugh at the absurdity before they cry from the injustice.

Whether you’re a student of satire, a lover of truth, or just a tired citizen who’s seen one too many smiling ribbon cuttings on unfinished roads—this book is your hymn of rebellion.

Read it. Share it. And never vote blindly again.

WARNING: This book contains heavy doses of truth masked as comedy. Reader discretion (and political maturity) is advised.